Mumuni entered a mosque carrying a brand new cutlass and asked: "who is a Muslim here?"
The whole mosque went as silent as a grave yard.
Mumuni asked again "how can a full mosque have no Muslim?".
No one replied.
Mumuni then grabbed the nearby young man and went out with him and told him "son come help me kill my goat because i don't know how to do it".
After the young man had killed the goat, he told Mumuni that he didn't know how to skin it and that Mumuni should go back to the mosque and get someone else to help him do that.
Mumuni returned to the mosque with the cutlass dripping with blood.
When the IMAM saw the same man again in the mosque with blood dripping from his cutlass, he immediately shouted. "MY BROTHERS IN CHRIST PRAISE THE LORD OOO..
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